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REDNECK MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY

Anally.......... ............... Occuring Annualy
Antibody............. .......Against Everyone.
Artery........ ............... ..The study of paintings.
Bacteria......... .............Back door to cafeteria.
Bandages........ ...........The Rolling Stones
Barium........... ............What doctors do when patients die.
Benign............ ............What you be after you be eight.
Botulism............. .......Tendency to make mistakes.
Bowel........... ..............Letters like A, E, I, O, or U.
Cesarean Section........ A district in Rome.
Catscan........ ............... Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize.............. .......Made eye contact with her.
Colic............ ............... ..A sheep dog.
Coma.......... ............... ..A punctuation mark.
Congenital............ .......Friendly.
Cortizone.......... ...........The local courthouse.
D&C.. ............... ............Where Washington is.
Dilate.......... ............... ...To live long.
Diaphram............. .......A drawing in Geometry.
Enema.......... ............... .Not a friend.
Enteritis........... .............A penchant for burglary.
ER......... ............... .........The things on your head that you hear
with.
Fester........... ............... ..Quicker than someone else.
Fetus......... ............... .....A character in Gunsmoke.
Fibula........ ............... .....A small lie.
Fibrillate.......... ..............To tell lies
Genital............. .............Non- Jewish person.
Genes........... ............... ...Blue denim slacks.
G.I. Series....... ............... World Series of military baseball.
Grippe.......... ............... ..What you do to a suitcase.
Hangnail............ ...........What you hang your coat on.
Hemorrhoid.............. ....A male from outer space.
Herpes........... ............... .What women do in the ladies room.
Hormones.......... ...........What a prostitute does when she doesn't get paid.
ICU.............. ............... ..Peek-a-boo
Impotent............ ..........Distinguished, well known.
Inpatient........... ...........Tired of waiting.
Labor Pain.......... ..........Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff.......... .......A Doctor's cane.
Menopause............. ......Button on a VHS remote control.
Morbid......... ............... ..A higher offer.
Minor Operation......... .Somebody else's.
Nitrates........... ..............Cheaper than day rates.
Node.............. ............... .Was aware of.
Outpatient............. ........A person who has fainted.
Organ Transplant........ What you do with your piano when you
move.
Organic............ ............Church music.
Pap Smear...... ............... A fatherhood test.
Paralyze.............. ...........Two far-fetched stories.
Pathological.............. ....A reasonable way to go.
Pelvis............ ............... ..Second cousin to Elvis.
Pharmacist.............. .....Person who makes a living dealing in
agriculture.
Plaster Cast......... ..........The drunk roadies backstage at a rock concert.
Platelet............ ............... A small plate or platter.
Post Operative............ ...A letter carrier.
Protein........... ............... .In favor of young people.
Recovery Room............ .Place to do upholstery.
Rectum.......... ............... .Damn near killed him.
Rheumatic........ .............Amorous .
Saline.......... ............... ....Where you go on your boyfriend's boat.
Scar............. ............... ....Rolled tobacco leaf.
Scrotum.............. ...........Small planet near Uranus.
Secretion.............. ..........Hiding something.
Serology............ .............Study of English Knighthood
Seizure........... ............... .Roman emperor.
Surgery......... .................A reason to get an uninterruptible power supply.
Tablet........... ............... ..A small table.
Terminal Illness......... ..Getting sick at the airport.
Testicles.......... ..............Found on an octopus.
Tibia............ ............... ..A small country in North Africa.
Triple Bypass.......... .....Better than a quarterback sneak.
Tumor.............. ............An extra pair.
Urine........... ............... ..Opposite of you're out.
Vagina.............. ...........Heart trouble.
Varicose............ ...........Real Close / Near by.
Vein............. ............... .Conceited.
Vulva........... ............... Automobile from Sweden.

Now THIS is HARD WORK!!!

Here's one for the great Northwest !

 When the Northwest logging industry was still young...

Just look at the length of the hand saw they needed...

 

...and look at the size of the heavy duty axes...

 

The work required very strong and courageous men...

 

After a tree was felled the real work began - a week or more to cut it up...

 

Maneuvering the logs down the mountain to the train was a complex job...

 

Some of the logs were larger than the train engine...

 

A hollowed out log became the company's mobile office...

 

Hollowed out logs were also used to house and feed the crews...

 

 

Awesome Custom Motorcycle Side Cars

Walmatrian Winners- All NEW!

 

Pimp My Ride..PLEASE!

Momma told me it was sexy to show a little cleavage!

The 1980's glasses, the giant pearls, the fake eyebrows and the Three Stooges haircut, it works for me.

What.Jr. was hungry and I didn't want to loose my place in line!

I'm not sure a zebra purse is going out with style.

Is this properly folded?.

Lateesha done got her a new weave and dang it's looking so good you can play checkers on it!

After shopping Bertha is going to the movies.she's already picked her seat.

Look at my slippers like that again and I'll KEEL YOU!

What?  Hookers gotta shop too.

Something Seems Off Balance Here.

Taniqua's thong is one of the new high rider models.

Ever wondered what happened to Bozo the Clown?

To all you kids out there with tats and piercings.this is you in 40 years!

Pink looks good on Bill.  Especially with the black skirt!  Wait, is that a bra?

Please tell me Aunt Harriet is sleep walking again.

Ummm, NO!

I think we just found Nemo.  Must have been a miss-match sale at Goodwill.

Excuse me, sir, your bikini top is untied.

Jim's wife had no clue where her thong has disappeared to.

Connie found her favorite skirt from the second grade and discovered it still fit..almost.

Back boobs?

 

Leg boobs?

You can't say Carl doesn't enjoy himself on Turkey Day.

Please. put down the candy!

Ummm Mama, your butt is showing!

Okay, which one is fake, the beard or the boobs.

I think I am getting seasick!

I hope that giant box contains a giant pair of panties.

After that bucket of fried chicken Lulu just had to take a quick nap.

Dude, that comb over is not fooling anyone!

Please tell me she has on a thong.please!

Make up your mind, fox or shark.

To heck with getting dressed today, I'm just going to throw on a dew rag and call it good.

Retired plumber?

Is that a, a, Oh.  My !!!!!!!!!!

You'd a never guessed there was room in there for a cell phone.
 

Clean up in the shoe aisle.STAT

And the winner of the mullet contest is.

You might want to stay away from the Pepsi ma'am, I hear it is bad for your tooth.

I tot I taw a putty tat.I did, I did.

They have this parade every year, Google it for date & time!

See the Videos on YouTube! 

Just Search for Unusual Car Parade in Houston TX for tons of personal & professional videos of the parades from every year!

Look for me at the parade in the next years, I may be there taking Pictures to post here!

A Statement of True Friends!!

Lily is a Great Dane that has been blind since a bizarre medical condition required that she have both eyes removed. For the last 5 years, Maddison, another Great Dane, has been her sight. 

But people will never forget how you made them feel."